BREAKING NEWS, BREAKING NEWS
God’s not just dead
He’s never been born
The conception defused
The wedding abed
Separate chamber returns
God pa and God ma
Were meeting at five
He locked his keys in the car
Cigarette postcards
The booth near the stage
Parmesan dip and two lattes
All noughts and crosses
Quick with the waiter
Mistletoe bow and fake snow
Stickman serviettes
Toast illustrator
Paying and leaving solo